Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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