Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
my sisters under your porch take her home
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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