these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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