so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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