I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Apparently you make a good broom.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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