If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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