Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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