Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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