we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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