It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Randomize
