I hate all girls vehemently.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have aggressive nipples.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Randomize
