you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
