This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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