there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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