More tranny stories later!
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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