I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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