so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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