As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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