matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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