i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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