I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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