Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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