You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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