Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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