but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So vagazzling was a success
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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