i think i have herpe
just one?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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