you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize