he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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