Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
It's blow job season.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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