so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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