kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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