My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it glows. i had to have it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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