Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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