i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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