hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Quick, to the slutcave!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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