THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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