I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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