if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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