So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
the room spins SO much faster in panama
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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