Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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