omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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