i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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