I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
