we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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