I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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