p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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