nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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