Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
