Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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