yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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