some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so let's talk penis.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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