It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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