how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize
