I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm really busy with my period
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