Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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