I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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