omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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