that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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