How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Blood and glitter go together right?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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